What Rory Ate

Rory is a muscly man, with a very strict diet. This is an account of what he eats everyday, by Alex and Will who sit next to him at work. (This may well be the most boring blog in the world.)

We got taken to Hawksmoor today. Rory started with ribs and moved onto sirloin.

Rory is washing everything down with a glug of good old bleach this morning.

Rory is washing everything down with a glug of good old bleach this morning.

09:45 breakfast. Rory brought his breakfast in because he was running late. It looks like shit.

09:45 breakfast. Rory brought his breakfast in because he was running late. It looks like shit.

We went for lunch at Bodeans with a lovely film rep today, and I forgot to take a photo of Rory’s ribs. But this is his starter of wings.

We went for lunch at Bodeans with a lovely film rep today, and I forgot to take a photo of Rory’s ribs. But this is his starter of wings.

10:35 mid morning snack.  Stop the fucking press - Rory has got a new flavour of protein powder. Banana. BANANA! It actually smells nice and everything.

10:35 mid morning snack. Stop the fucking press - Rory has got a new flavour of protein powder. Banana. BANANA! It actually smells nice and everything.

10:20 mid morning snack. Rory has lost it. He’s eating chicken and rice at twenty past ten. I…can’t…handle…the…smell…

10:20 mid morning snack. Rory has lost it. He’s eating chicken and rice at twenty past ten. I…can’t…handle…the…smell…

10:21 mid morning snack. The formidable combination of blueberries and grout.

10:21 mid morning snack. The formidable combination of blueberries and grout.

SUPPLEMENTAL: Rory’s supplements.

SUPPLEMENTAL: Rory’s supplements.

11:11 mid morning snack. Half mixed grout.

11:11 mid morning snack. Half mixed grout.